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Woody Allen

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

— Woody Allen

#damn #experience #experiences #far #go

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

— Woody Allen


I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.

— Woody Allen

#humor #uncertainty #humor

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

— Woody Allen

#anything #doing #every #failing #innovative

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

— Woody Allen

#life #loneliness #misery #much #over

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

— Woody Allen

#clear #deposit #give #give me #god

My brain? That's my second favorite organ.

— Woody Allen


I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.

— Woody Allen

#atheism #humor #religion #humor

Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

— Woody Allen

#humor #physics #religion #humor

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

— Woody Allen

#i #involves #minutes #peace #read

About Woody Allen

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He began to call himself Woody Allen. Allen Keaton and Roberts would reprise their roles in the film version of the play directed by Herbert Ross. 1980s
Allen's 1980s films even the comedies have somber and philosophical undertones with their influences being the works of European directors specifically Ingmar Bergman and Federico Fellini.

By the mid-1960s Allen was writing and directing films first specializing in slapstick comedies before moving into more dramatic material influenced by European art cinema during the 1970s. In the early 1960s Allen started performing as a stand-up comic emphasizing monologues rather than traditional jokes. Critic Roger Ebert has described Allen as "a treasure of the cinema".

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