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Bill Cosby

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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.


— Bill Cosby


#inspirational

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.


— Bill Cosby


#funny

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.


— Bill Cosby


#desire #failure #fear #greater #order

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.


— Bill Cosby


#deeper #hear #think #voice #want

The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.


— Bill Cosby


#future #ghost #past #present #time

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.


— Bill Cosby


#justice #not interested #parents #peace #peace and quiet

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.


— Bill Cosby


#always #carry #child #end #name

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.


— Bill Cosby


#good #good idea #guess #had #i

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.


— Bill Cosby


#always #behavior #bizarre #calmly #eventually

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.


— Bill Cosby


#humor






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He then won a track and field scholarship to Philadelphia's Temple University in 1961–62 and studied physical education while running track and playing fullback on the football team. (Doctor of Humane Letters honoris causa)
Honorary Doctor of Fine Arts degree from the University of Southern California May 8 1998. (born July 12 1937) is an American comedian actor author television producer educator musician and activist.

In 1976 Cosby earned a Doctor of Education degree from the University of Massachusetts Amherst. (born July 12 1937) is an American comedian actor author television producer educator musician and activist.

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