Bill Cosby

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#charge #forth #fundamental #let us #marriage

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#even #exact #exact opposite #just #keep

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#fatherhood #love #most #present #pretending

Gray hair is God's graffiti. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#gray #gray hair #hair

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#any #being #bewildered #chance #comfort

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#belong #between #communications #different #infancy

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#couples #day #live #married #married couples

The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#ever #future #ghost #now #past

Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#children #cumulative #each #gained #generation

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#future #goal #main #main goal #stop