Bill Cosby

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#beautifully #child #commit #having #irrational

gray hair is gods graffiti ↗

— Bill Cosby

#god #graffiti #hair #funny

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#american #anything #because #bread #earth

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#delivers #find #how #humor #laughter

The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#humor

A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#sailboat #inspirational

If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#humor

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head... ↗

— Bill Cosby

#humor #thinking #toilet #humor

Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets? ↗

— Bill Cosby

#humor

It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#black #matter #much #white