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Statistics say that a range of mental disorders affects more than one in four Americans in any given year. That means millions of Americans are totally batshit. but having perused the various tests available that they use to determine whether you're manic depressive. OCD, schizo-affective, schizophrenic, or whatever, I'm surprised the number is that low. So I have gone through a bunch of the available tests, and I've taken questions from each of them, and assembled my own psychological evaluation screening which I thought I'd share with you. So, here are some of the things that they ask to determine if you're mentally disordered 1. In the last week, have you been feeling irritable? 2. In the last week, have you gained a little weight? 3. In the last week, have you felt like not talking to people? 4. Do you no longer get as much pleasure doing certain things as you used to? 5. In the last week, have you felt fatigued? 6. Do you think about sex a lot? If you don't say yes to any of these questions either you're lying, or you don't speak English, or you're illiterate, in which case, I have the distinct impression that I may have lost you a few chapters ago.


Carrie Fisher


#crazy #illness #mad #madman #manic-depressive-ocd

He was seemingly born not only with a gift for language, but with a particularly nasty clock which makes him go crazy every three years or so.


Kurt Vonnegut


#giftedness #mental-health #mental-illness #mental-illness

I'm working toward a CD that will have all of you dancing like crazy.


Paula Abdul


#crazy #dancing #i #like #toward

Simon drives me crazy. We are still arguing.


Paula Abdul


#crazy #drives #me #simon #still

Reporters used to ask me the same inane questions year-in and year-out, city-to-city, and it would drive me crazy.


Kareem Abdul-Jabbar


#crazy #drive #me #questions #reporters

You got guys now declaring they're ready to play pro ball in their second or third year of high school. It's crazy! They're missing so much.


Kareem Abdul-Jabbar


#crazy #declaring #got #guys #high

I hope America sees I am a goofy guy andI'm kind a crazy, I hope they see that I am a musician aswell, that I have music all around my body - I'm just exfoliating music, and I just hope America sees that.


Casey Abrams


#america #around #body #crazy #goofy

You figure that time could heal all wounds, but some people just really hold a crazy grudge.


Steven Adler


#crazy #figure #grudge #heal #hold

I was never into the boy crazy thing because I was very focused on my career.


Christina Aguilera


#boy #career #crazy #focused #i

The woman I am currently crazy about was a vegetarian for a year until I started dating her. As is the case with most vegetarians, she had never eaten properly prepared meat, only commercially packaged or otherwise abused flesh.


Steve Albini


#am #case #commercially #crazy #currently






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