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Louis C. K.

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I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.


— Louis C. K.


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If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.


— Louis C. K.


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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.


— Louis C. K.


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Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.


— Louis C. K.


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Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.


— Louis C. K.


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My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people.


— Louis C. K.


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Perception is created and twisted so quickly.


— Louis C. K.


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Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.


— Louis C. K.


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A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.


— Louis C. K.


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I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.


— Louis C. K.


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