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#joke

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There is a joke that your hammer will always find nails to hit. I find that perfectly acceptable.


Benoit Mandelbrot


#always #find #hammer #hit #i

Some people know that they are so adorable looking, all they have to do is smile and dress up and they get plenty from that. Then there are some of us who, early on, see that that doesn't work. So we joke about it.


Merrill Markoe


#adorable #dress #early #get #joke

Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.


Chris Martin


#anything #joke #tells #us #where

My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.


Richard Marx


#does #joke #really #tour #tours

'St. Elmo's Fire' is one of my favorite films. I like the storytelling of those teenage American films. You don't get that now. Teenage American movies are all about sick jokes, puking a lot, arse jokes.


James McAvoy


#american #american films #american movies #arse #favorite

Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant.


Rue McClanahan


#blatant #could #get #grown #jokes

Jokes are grievances.


Marshall McLuhan


#jokes

There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes his whole universe for a vast practical joke.


Herman Melville


#call #certain #his #joke #life

When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them.


Paul Merton


#being #being funny #creating #funny #i

Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.


George Mikes


#better #even #jokes #least #longest






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