#joke

It's the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of sex jokes and gross humour. ↗

— Keenen Ivory Wayans

#give #gross #humour #jokes #lots

If you keep up with pop culture, everybody knows the joke. ↗

— Shawn Wayans

#everybody #joke #keep #knows #pop

It had more layers than an onion. These writers meant business. There was a level for everybody. Your major could be celestial mechanics, and there'd be celestial-mechanics jokes. ↗

— Billy West

#celestial #could #everybody #had #jokes

I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying. ↗

— Kanye West

#enjoy #form #i #joke #keep

You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out. ↗

— Ron White

#because #done #first #i #jokes

I have always noticed that deeply and truly religious persons are fond of a joke, and I am suspicious of those who aren't. ↗

— Alfred North Whitehead

#am #deeply #fond #i #i am

Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman. ↗

— Carey Williams

#change #daughter #farmer #jokes #now

It's like that Simpsons joke - they're filming a cow in a movie and they go, 'OK, we'll tape a bunch of cats together to make a cow', and it's like, 'Why don't you just use a cow?'. For some reason that is novel - like, 'Oh, my guitar sounds like a piano and now if I can just get my piano to sound like my guitar'. ↗

— Ian Williams

#cats #cow #filming #get #go

A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes. ↗

— Ludwig Wittgenstein

#could #entirely #good #jokes #philosophical

I recently did the David Letterman Show about my book. He was very serious and made no jokes and it caught me off guard a little bit. He was much more serious than some of the joke shows that journalists get on. ↗

— Bob Woodward

#bit #book #caught #david #david letterman