#joke

I am a super-confident writer, and as a joke writer and as an actress, I'm like, 'I want to go head-to-head with every person.' I am an Indian woman and I'm a kind of double minority in this world. ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#am #double #every #go #i

We feel that what's too far is when you make a joke and somebody gets hurt. ↗

— Bobby Farrelly

#feel #gets #hurt #joke #make

Well, there are conjoined twins in real life and we can tell a story about them so long as they're not the brunt of the jokes. In this, they're the heroes of this story; we love these guys. ↗

— Bobby Farrelly

#brunt #guys #heroes #jokes #life

It devastates me now that I have been reduced to a Hollywood statistic - another joke marriage. ↗

— Sophia Bush

#been #hollywood #i #joke #marriage

The joke that I make is that there are instances on the TV series that happen to me, - except on Sex and the City they always make it better or worse than real life and I am actually saying that in a joking way. ↗

— Candace Bushnell

#always #am #better #city #except

I'm the youngest of four, and I'm always the clown - making the jokes, wanting attention. ↗

— Rose Byrne

#attention #clown #four #i #jokes

I guess I'm like Roger Miller who used to say that he didn't have as many jokes as he thought he did. ↗

— Glen Campbell

#guess #i #jokes #like #many

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did. ↗

— Marty Feldman

#did #embarrassing #i #i wish #jokes

The people that become the biggest jokes are people who do not change. They stay the way they were in the past. Look at Michael Jackson, he never evolved. ↗

— Corey Feldman

#biggest #change #evolved #in the past #jackson

One of the jokes on our flight is that, if we have a normal entry day going, the plan is for me... to actually take the orbiter first and fly it for maybe 10 or 15 seconds and then hand it on over to Scooter. ↗

— Duane G. Carey

#day #entry #first #flight #fly