#joke

Actors fall into this trap if they missed being loved for who they really were and not for what they could do - sing, dance, joke about - then they take that as love. ↗

— Gene Wilder

#being #could #dance #fall #into

I love doing six versions of any joke, so if they'll give me six takes, I'd love to do it. ↗

— Ryan Reynolds

#doing #give #give me #i #i love

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke. ↗

— Don Rickles

#cannot #i #i can #joke #situation

It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#conflict #dissent #easier #issues #jokes

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. ↗

— Will Rogers

#comedians #everything #joke #people #politicians

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. ↗

— Will Rogers

#facts #government #i #jokes #just

I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell. ↗

— Ray Romano

#am #going #i #important #jokes

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something. ↗

— Ray Romano

#course #god #golf #golf course #good

Hour-long TV is no joke. It tests you as a human being. It makes you a stronger person, but it's really crazy. ↗

— Rebecca Romijn

#crazy #human #human being #joke #makes

Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke. ↗

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

#exclamation #joke #laughing #like #out