#joke

If you keep making jokes like that, somebody is going to shoot you, father. ↗

— Mary Todd Lincoln

#going #jokes #keep #like #making

When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places. ↗

— Seth MacFarlane

#going #hours #job #jokes #mind

Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy. ↗

— Joel McHale

#end #evidenced #fact #glam #grunge

Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing. ↗

— W. S. Merwin

#get #joke #like #lost #making

It was a somber place, haunted by old jokes and lost laughter. Life, as I discovered, holds no more wretched occupation than trying to make the English laugh. ↗

— Malcolm Muggeridge

#english #haunted #holds #i #jokes

I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke. ↗

— Neil Peart

#go #golf #good #guys #i

Even when I lecture per se, I am a joke comedian, I can do the voices. ↗

— Dave Pelzer

#comedian #even #i #i am #i can

Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It's like a big joke. ↗

— Rachel Perry

#book #hilton #joke #like #opening

The joke in our family is that we can cry reading the phone book. ↗

— Ron Reagan

#book #cry #joke #our #phone

I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym. ↗

— Don Rickles

#gym #i #jokes #my own #own