#joke

I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog stories or even common jokes as part of what I'm doing. I don't give a damn if half the audience walks out. ↗

— David Antin

#common #damn #dog #doing #even

All of my jokes were about not being able to meet anybody. I didn't have any insight into anything - even my own insecurities. ↗

— Judd Apatow

#about #any #anybody #anything #being

The gods too are fond of a joke. ↗

— Aristotle

#gods #joke #too

I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they're, like, emotionally flinching when I start doing my jokes. ↗

— Dave Attell

#doing #emotionally #flinching #getting #i

I joke that my niche in Hollywood has been naked foreigners. ↗

— Hank Azaria

#foreigners #hollywood #i #joke #naked

I prefer sayings over jokes. ↗

— Robert Ballard

#jokes #over #prefer #sayings

We joke about it in the entertainment industry: Every actor wants to be a musician, and every musician wants to be an actor. ↗

— Lance Bass

#actor #entertainment #entertainment industry #every #industry

I have done things politically, and I've been running a business at the same time, but I sort of joke that to some extent I do more than most legislators have done in their whole careers, and I've been doing it as a part-time job. ↗

— Craig Benson

#business #careers #doing #done #extent

You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke. ↗

— Benjamin Walker

#bad idea #idea #joke #know #never

When you have a couple hundred people in one huge space, that's gonna lead to jokes and it's a breeding ground for practical jokes and teasing. ↗

— Erin Duffy

#couple #gonna #ground #huge #hundred