#joke

I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show. ↗

— Samantha Bee

#because #believe #get #going #i

Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive. ↗

— Stella Benson

#bond #cursed #families #family #jokes

Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

#clever #joke #noted #philistine #pleased

It would be really hard to get serious about anything political today unless it was a joke. ↗

— Carla Bley

#anything #get #hard #joke #political

Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke. ↗

— Berkeley Breathed

#cartooning #deconstruction #down #gotta #joke

I like to joke that if I had a dollar for everybody who slapped me on the back and said, 'Hey Jeb, you're all set,' I'd be retired now. ↗

— Jeb Bradley

#dollar #everybody #had #hey #i

There have been some very extreme hecklers in audiences whose bile was so hateful and so meant that it would be a bit frightening to think that all I'm doing is jokes and yet someone hates me that much. ↗

— Jo Brand

#been #bit #doing #extreme #frightening

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically. ↗

— Adam Brody

#cheap #i #i do #jokes #say

A rich man's joke is always funny. ↗

— Thomas Edward Brown

#funny #joke #man #rich

When I make a book, I make it for the child and not for the parent - no jokes in it for the parents! ↗

— Dick Bruna

#child #i #jokes #make #parent