#joke

In the end, perhaps we should simply imagine a joke; a long joke that's continually retold in an accent too thick and strange to ever be completely understood. Life is that joke my friends. The soul is the punch line. ↗

— Tom Robbins

#life #imagination

If life is a joke, let us play it. ↗

— Santosh Kalwar

#life #life

If life a joke then I’m waiting for the punch. You all about the beef but me, I’m bout the bun. ↗

— Mac Miller

#joke #life #life

[He]... watches the Joker rising from his wheelchair, the way a rabbit watches car headlights bearing down, unable to move a single, spotlit muscle. The madman's limbs appear to unlatch as though some psychotic god has chosen to give life to a complicated Swiss Army knife. The Joker's head rotates... the green lasers of his eyes target the keys at the big man's belt, and he shakes his head. ↗

— Grant Morrison

#joker #life

Nothing is a joke with me. It just all comes out like one. ↗

— Lorrie Moore

#jokes #life #life

What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip! ↗

— Diana Rowland

#vaginal-fantasy #zombies #life

Life is a bloody joke that can only be repaid with another joke ↗

— Alvaro do Carvalhal

#joke #life #life

Sometimes When You Are Serious, People Thought You Were Joking, But Sometimes When You Are Joking, People Thought You Were Serious ↗

— Harry Toh Jun Shen

#life #sad #serious #life

This is some sort of joke, isn't it?" asks Hunt, staring at the flawless blue sky and distant fields. I cough as lightly and briefly as possible into a handkerchief I have made from a towel borrowed from the inn. "Probably," I say. "But then, what isn't? ↗

— Dan Simmons

#cynicism #cynicism-reality #joke-life #life

I wrote. I wrote all the things I couldn’t say to him. I wrote about how much I believed in us. I wrote about how much I trusted God. I wrote that I was praying for him. I wrote down all the jokes I could remember, which weren’t many. ↗

— Kimberly Novosel

#heartbroken #jokes #journal #journaling #writer