#joke

When my mother died, I had to go on air that night and do jokes. ↗

— Graham Kennedy

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Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them. ↗

— John Lasseter

#deliver #funnier #how #i #jokes

This is a wonderful joke to play upon a prisoner, to promise forgiveness. ↗

— Kate DiCamillo

#forgiveness #joke #tales #forgiveness

Don't make jokes about food. ↗

— David Lean

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You've really got to start hitting the books because it's no joke out here. ↗

— Harper Lee

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If you keep making jokes like that, somebody is going to shoot you, father. ↗

— Mary Todd Lincoln

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When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places. ↗

— Seth MacFarlane

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Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy. ↗

— Joel McHale

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Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing. ↗

— W. S. Merwin

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It was a somber place, haunted by old jokes and lost laughter. Life, as I discovered, holds no more wretched occupation than trying to make the English laugh. ↗

— Malcolm Muggeridge

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