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Ricky Gervais

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I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens.


— Ricky Gervais


#humor #humor

You won’t burn in hell. But be nice anyway.


— Ricky Gervais


#atheism #be-nice #hell #why-i-m-an-atheist #atheist

A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.


— Ricky Gervais


#christianity #comedy #humor #humour #rationality

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.


— Ricky Gervais


#religion #science #religion

Why by a book when you can join a library.


— Ricky Gervais


#join #library #why #you

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.


— Ricky Gervais


#clothing #i #i am #sheep #wolf

There's no difference between fame and infamy now. There's a new school of professional famous people that don't do anything. They don't create anything.


— Ricky Gervais


#anything #between #create #difference #fame

Where there's a will - there's a relative!


— Ricky Gervais


#where #will

Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away.


— Ricky Gervais


#came #go #go away #i #just

The grass isn't always greener on the other side!


— Ricky Gervais


#grass #greener #other #side






About Ricky Gervais

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Did you know about Ricky Gervais?

In one of those segments Gervais claimed the episode "Training" to be his favourite. "
The show stars actor Warwick Davis playing a fictionalised version of himself as well as Gervais and Merchant in cameo roles as themselves.

Gervais has also starred in Hollywood films Ghost Town and The Invention of Lying. Ricky Dene Gervais (/dʒərˈveɪz/; born 25 June 1961) is an English comedian actor director producer musician writer and former radio presenter. He has performed on four sell-out stand-up comedy tours written the best-selling Flanimals book series and starred with Merchant and Karl Pilkington in the most downloaded podcast in the world as of March 2009The Ricky Gervais Show.

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