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When you want a break from dogs, and you take them to the kennel to the stars, no one thinks you're a bad pet owner. But when you have kids, you can't drop them off for three weeks without someone calling Child Protective Services!


Gabrielle Union


#break #calling #child #dogs #drop

Yeah, you got the family dog and the white picket fence, and you just think that's all there is. Some of us had to grow up in poverty-stricken urban neighborhoods, and we just had to adapt to our environment. I know that it's wrong. But people act like it's some crazy thing they never heard of. They don't know.


Michael Vick


#adapt #crazy #dog #environment #family

Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls... because they can.


Kim Cattrall


#because #cheat #dogs #lick #men

Can you imagine a guy breaking into your car, and he steals your guitar case 'cause he thinks it's a guitar, and he gets it home and opens it up and there's a rake inside it, an electric toilet plunger and a dog skull? That actually happened.


Eugene Chadbourne


#breaking #car #case #cause #dog

In the past when I was in Hollywood, I was like a dog. I felt humiliated. My English was not good. People would even ask me 'Jackie Who?'.


Jackie Chan


#dog #english #even #felt #good

The serpent, the king, the tiger, the stinging wasp, the small child, the dog owned by other people, and the fool: these seven ought not to be awakened from sleep.


Chanakya


#child #dog #fool #king #other

The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end, nor protects it from the bites of insects.


Chanakya


#covers #dog #end #insects #life

I get up around 7 a.m. That's very early for a stand-up comic. Then I'll have breakfast with my husband, the artist Al Ridenour, take my three dogs for a walk and commence with my work.


Margaret Cho


#around #artist #breakfast #comic #commence

All of us are living with dogmas that we accept as truths. When one of these is overturned, there's an initial gasp, soon followed by a rush of exhilaration.


Deepak Chopra


#dogmas #exhilaration #followed #initial #living

I love my dogs.


Serena Williams


#i #i love #love






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