#dog

I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously. ↗

— Paris Hilton

#i #job #myself #seriously #take

Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God. ↗

— Christopher Hitchens

#cats #compelled #conclusion #dogs #draw

To 'choose' dogma and faith over doubt and experience is to throw out the ripening vintage and to reach greedily for the Kool-Aid. ↗

— Christopher Hitchens

#dogma #doubt #experience #faith #greedily

In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog. ↗

— Edward Hoagland

#dog #enjoy #him #merely #oneself

Dogs are gonna take over the world. It's a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible. ↗

— Mike Dirnt

#dogs #religion #religion

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. ↗

— Sidney Hook

#does #dogmatism #foolishness #idealism #ignorance

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. ↗

— Bob Hope

#apart #dogs #fast #miles #siberia

The underdog often starts the fight, and occasionally the upper dog deserves to win. ↗

— E. W. Howe

#dog #fight #occasionally #often #starts

A Republican in my state of Arkansas feels about as out of place as Michael Vick at the West Minister dog show. ↗

— Mike Huckabee

#arkansas #dog #feels #michael #minister

The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time. ↗

— Catfish Hunter

#dog #same #shine #sun #time