#dog

Mankind is like dogs, not gods - as long as you don't get mad they'll bite you - but stay mad and you'll never be bitten. Dogs don't respect humility and sorrow. ↗

— Jack Kerouac

#bitten #dogs #get #gods #humility

A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat really doesn't need to know that everybody loves him. ↗

— William Kunstler

#dog #everybody #him #know #liberal

Conventional dogmas, even if endowed with the authority of an Aristotle - ancient or modern - must be tested vigorously. If they are found wanting, we need not bother with them. But if they are found to be substantially correct, we may not overlook them. ↗

— Norman Lamm

#aristotle #authority #bother #conventional #correct

The Dalmatian breed of dog has many primitive characteristics. ↗

— Louis Leakey

#characteristics #dog #many #primitive

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#dog #owner #suggest #suggests #sweater

What has happened to architecture since the second world war that the only passers-by who can contemplate it without pain are those equipped with a white stick and a dog? ↗

— Bernard Levin

#contemplate #dog #equipped #happened #only

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes. ↗

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

#fashion #humor #respect #humor

I started working at Hanna-Barbera in '92 on 2 Stupid Dogs. ↗

— Craig McCracken

#i #started #stupid #working

My son walked up to Nicole on the beach and I was throwing the ball for the dogs in the ocean. I was like, 'Max, you get the dogs. I'll talk to the hot blondes.' ↗

— John C. McGinley

#beach #blondes #dogs #get #hot

After doing the first couple scenes and I got used to being in front of a few people it got easier and easier. In Chasing Amy, I wasn't nervous at all. And in Dogma, the same. ↗

— Jason Mewes

#amy #being #chasing #couple #dogma