#try

Marketers are out there trying to figure out how to get your money out of your child. ↗

— Maggie Gallagher

#figure #get #how #marketers #money

If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house. ↗

— Gilbert Gottfried

#hide #his #house #i #i can

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ↗

— Mark Twain

#best way #cheer #else #somebody #try

I try to make things interesting and thought-provoking. ↗

— Charlie Kaufman

#interesting #make #things #try

Well, I'm British. I'm proud to be British and I love this country. I'm going nowhere. ↗

— Jay Kay

#country #going #i #i love #love

I work in a hotel. I know what you’re probably thinking, and no, I am not a hooker. Not unless you’re not a cop.
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— Jarod Kintz

#funny #hooker #hospitality #hospitality-industry #hotel

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. ↗

— Christopher Walken

#anything #i #things #try #worry

This country is just that great that the opportunities are there for a Hispanic president, a black president or any other race for a president, yes. ↗

— Chris Tucker

#black #country #great #hispanic #just

I always try and learn as much as I can from different departments on a film set. ↗

— Mia Wasikowska

#departments #different #film #film set #i

Like I said, I'm just trying to continue to improve and get better. ↗

— Karrie Webb

#continue #get #i #improve #just