#smart

Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart. ↗

I make progress by having people around me who are smarter than I am and listening to them. And I assume that everyone is smarter about something than I am. ↗

— Henry J. Kaiser

#am #around #assume #everyone #having

And I have a really great agent and I know it's almost an oxymoron to say you have a smart agent. But she is and she has a beautiful aesthetic and she has guided me. ↗

— Patricia Clarkson

#agent #almost #beautiful #great #guided

I'm not comparing Bush to Adolf Hitler - because George Bush, for one thing, is not as smart as Adolf Hitler. ↗

— David Clennon

#because #bush #comparing #george #george bush

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer. ↗

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

#girl #men #no problem #problem #smart

I always appear smarter when I dress up in my giant nipple costume. I know this because I'll overhear people say things like, "At least he's not a complete boob. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#boob #costume #funny #humor #idiot

I hate to be smart. ↗

— Paulo Coelho

#i #smart

Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair. ↗

— Claudette Colbert

#grow #hair #just #lose #men

When push comes to shove, I’m going to figure out that this door needs to be pulled to be opened.   ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#door #figure #figure-out #funny #humor

A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half. ↗