#idiot

The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, 'I can't think of anything to give you, but here's a new suitcase.' Afterward, I was like, 'What were you thinking, idiot?' ↗

— Jensen Ackles

#christmas #ever #gave #gift #girl

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot. ↗

— Scott Adams

#idiot #more #nothing #resourceful #than

Every few years I'll party way too much to remind myself what an idiot I am. ↗

— Jeff Ament

#every #few #i #i am #idiot

When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer. ↗

— Joan Van Ark

#i #idiot #joke #least #longer

By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if you find a gay guy. ↗

— Jason Bateman

#definition #find #gay #great #guy

I couldn't hold it together today. George Clooney asked me if I was OK, and I practically collapsed. I couldn't stop crying, I had to go off sobbing like an idiot. ↗

— Candice Bergen

#clooney #collapsed #crying #george #george clooney

Did I hear God call me an idiot? ↗

— Wm. Paul Young

#humor #idiot #humor

I'm not an idiot. ↗

— Amy Winehouse

#idiot

I'm a one-man idiot. ↗

— Eddie Izzard

#idiot #one-man

There is a Providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children and the United States of America. ↗