#idiot

I'm a one-man idiot. ↗

— Eddie Izzard

#idiot #one-man

It pisses me off, people are idiots, but what are you going to do? The world is full of idiots. That's why we'll never have flying cars. People don't know how to drive. ↗

— Dustin Diamond

#drive #flying #full #going #how

Sometimes the world seems like a big hole. You spend all your life shouting down it and all you hear are echoes of some idiot yelling nonsense down a hole. ↗

— Adam Duritz

#down #echoes #hear #hole #idiot

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. ↗

— Jimmy Fallon

#idiot #just #keep #like #look

The royal family's existence is a constant reminder of the hollowness of John Major's rhetoric, and idiotic statements by its leading members a constant boost to the republican cause. They're fine opening hospitals. It's when they open their mouths they get into trouble. ↗

— Alastair Campbell

#cause #constant #existence #family #fine