#idiot

My needs are simple and few, thought Valentine. Food. Clothing. A comfortable place to sleep. And no idiots. But of course a world with no idiots would be lonely. If she herself were even allowed there. ↗

— Orson Scott Card

#food

Its hard to hate my prep team. They're such total idiots. ↗

— Suzanne Collins

#hunger-games #idiots #katniss #octavia #prepping

Haruhi: This is a sibling squabble, not a fight to the death! You're both wrong, and acting like idiots only proves it! ↗

— Bisco Hatori

#idiots #siblings #twins #death

Does this dress make my ass look big?" I ask him. "You look like a fat cow in high heels," he laughs. Yes, I am married to this idiot. ↗

— Patricia Kunnyburger

#cow #idiot #marriage #marriage

Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent. ↗

— Kevin Bacon

#easy #famous #get #getting #idiot

Technique! The very word is like a shriek of outraged Art. It is the idiot name given to effort by those who are too weak, too weary, or too dull to play the game. The mighty have no theory of technique. ↗

— Leonard Bacon

#dull #effort #game #given #idiot

From the naturalistic point of view, all men are equal. There are only two exceptions to this rule of naturalistic equality: geniuses and idiots. ↗

— Mikhail Bakunin

#equality #exceptions #geniuses #idiots #men

If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself. ↗

— Frederic William Farrar

#ever #far #i #idiot #laugh

If I was going to be broke I decided I might as well be with actors as anyone else. They were cheerful idiots and seemed to take it better. ↗

— Peter Finch

#better #broke #cheerful #decided #else

I like idiotic comedies. ↗