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Eddie Izzard

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They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.


— Eddie Izzard


#humor

What have you been reading, The Gospel according to St. Bastard?!


— Eddie Izzard


#gospel

So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naïve, I feel!


— Eddie Izzard


#bill-clinton #clinton #lying #native-americans #president

I am an evil Giraffe.


— Eddie Izzard


#humor

Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!


— Eddie Izzard


#language #humor

You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.


— Eddie Izzard


#money #restaurant #salmon #humor

Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.


— Eddie Izzard


#humor #scrabble #humor

If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.


— Eddie Izzard


#been #elephant #never #seen #ski

Cake and tea or death?


— Eddie Izzard


#death

We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.


— Eddie Izzard


#hope #funny






About Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes




Did you know about Eddie Izzard?

Instead he interrupts himself with new joke ideas the characters he portrays turn into other characters and he nonchalantly leaps from topic to topic. He commented on this debacle in later performances and furiously started to write new tangential material hoping to satisfy audiences. He played Dr.

Izzard has cited his main comedy role model as Monty Python and John Cleese once referred to him as the "Lost Python". He had a starring role in the television series The Riches as Wayne Malloy and has appeared in many films such as Ocean's Twelve Ocean's Thirteen Mystery Men Shadow of the Vampire The Cat's Meow Across the Universe The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian and Valkyrie. Schadenfreude in the 2008 MGM animated film Igor and Miles Axlerod in the 2011 Disney/Pixar animated film Cars 2.

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