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Jo Brand

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Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

— Jo Brand

#anything #chocolate #good #made

Birthdays are nature's way of telling you to eat more cake.

— Jo Brand

#cakes #indulging #nature

I do say no to lots of things, actually! I know it doesn't look like it. But I have a tendency to a) be rubbish at saying no, and b) be pushed by some kind of Protestant work ethic.

— Jo Brand

#ethic #i #i do #kind #know

I like men. They are hugely entertaining, but they have a lot of shortcomings and you just have to bear those in mind.

— Jo Brand

#entertaining #hugely #i #just #like

People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person but it doesn't. It just makes you a sad bitter old showbiz nightmare.

— Jo Brand

#better #better person #bitter #criticism #just

By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well, just not reading it to be perfectly honest with you. I know it's a bit of a copout.

— Jo Brand

#bit #crying #drinking #feeling #honest

I don't know really, it doesn't feel like it has changed to me but I think to have to move with the times. Try out different areas and not get stuck in 1978.

— Jo Brand

#changed #different #different areas #feel #get

Even when I wasn't overweight I was never one of those girls or women who wanted to look nice. I always thought it wasn't important.

— Jo Brand

#even #i #i always #important #look

I have a utilitarian approach to dressing; as long as I quite like it and it covers me up, I don't care what it is.

— Jo Brand

#care #covers #dressing #i #like

I just don't like travelling very much.

— Jo Brand

#just #like #much #travelling #very

About Jo Brand

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Did you know about Jo Brand?

She thus faced her first live audience with a bursting bladder. She was part of the British alternative comedy movement working in London alternative comedy clubs and appearing initially on the Saturday Live television show. She then worked as a psychiatric nurse for ten years at the South London Bethlem Cefn Coed Hospital in Swansea and Maudsley Hospital in South London.

In 2003 Jo Brand was listed in The Observer as one of the 50 funniest acts in British comedy. Commencing her entertainment career with a move from psychiatric nursing to the alternative comedy stand-up scene and early performances on Saturday Live Jo Brand went on to appear on The Brain Drain Channel 4's Jo Brand Through the Cakehole Getting On and various television appearances including as a regular guest on QI.

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