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Jo Brand

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I have two brothers and we basically spent our lives playing in the woods, falling in ponds, getting chased by wasps and riding donkeys that we shouldn't have been riding.


— Jo Brand


#been #brothers #chased #donkeys #falling

I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they don't.


— Jo Brand


#because #either #i #jokes #laugh

I like to shock people.


— Jo Brand


#like #people #shock

I remember when Victoria Wood started to come through, and I thought she was great, though she and I are very different in our approach.


— Jo Brand


#come #different #great #i #i remember

I think there's a far more general audience now because I've done more populist stuff on telly.


— Jo Brand


#because #done #far #general #i

Even when I wasn't overweight I was never one of those girls or women who wanted to look nice. I always thought it wasn't important.


— Jo Brand


#even #i #i always #important #look

I was really, because I thought it was extremely excruciating when I watched a tape of it, that my husband taped for me and I never watched it again after that.


— Jo Brand


#again #because #excruciating #extremely #husband

I wasn't one of those hideous children who make their parents sit through hour-long performances when you're seven. I didn't do anything like that thankfully.


— Jo Brand


#children #hideous #i #like #make

I wouldn't say I was organised at all. I just have to prioritise. Is it more important for them to be organised, or to have their dinner, do you know what I mean?


— Jo Brand


#do you know #i #important #just #know

I just don't like travelling very much.


— Jo Brand


#just #like #much #travelling #very






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Did you know about Jo Brand?

She thus faced her first live audience with a bursting bladder. She was part of the British alternative comedy movement working in London alternative comedy clubs and appearing initially on the Saturday Live television show. She then worked as a psychiatric nurse for ten years at the South London Bethlem Cefn Coed Hospital in Swansea and Maudsley Hospital in South London.

In 2003 Jo Brand was listed in The Observer as one of the 50 funniest acts in British comedy. Commencing her entertainment career with a move from psychiatric nursing to the alternative comedy stand-up scene and early performances on Saturday Live Jo Brand went on to appear on The Brain Drain Channel 4's Jo Brand Through the Cakehole Getting On and various television appearances including as a regular guest on QI.

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