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Eddie Izzard

Read through the most famous quotes from Eddie Izzard




MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.


— Eddie Izzard


#gave #got #how #i #ironic

My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal.


— Eddie Izzard


#conversation #each #every #gig #good

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling.


— Eddie Izzard


#different #philosophy #religion #spelling #two

There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?


— Eddie Izzard


#god #growing #growing up #invent #life

Well, comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support.


— Eddie Izzard


#comedy #great #support #weapon #well

I'm a one-man idiot.


— Eddie Izzard


#idiot #one-man

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.


— Eddie Izzard


#comes #europe #grew #history #i

Never put a sock in a toaster.


— Eddie Izzard


#never #put #sock #toaster

So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!


— Eddie Izzard


#american #american government #clinton #everyone #feel

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.


— Eddie Izzard


#cup #i #like #plastic #women






About Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quotes




Did you know about Eddie Izzard?

Instead he interrupts himself with new joke ideas the characters he portrays turn into other characters and he nonchalantly leaps from topic to topic. He commented on this debacle in later performances and furiously started to write new tangential material hoping to satisfy audiences. He played Dr.

Izzard has cited his main comedy role model as Monty Python and John Cleese once referred to him as the "Lost Python". He had a starring role in the television series The Riches as Wayne Malloy and has appeared in many films such as Ocean's Twelve Ocean's Thirteen Mystery Men Shadow of the Vampire The Cat's Meow Across the Universe The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian and Valkyrie. Schadenfreude in the 2008 MGM animated film Igor and Miles Axlerod in the 2011 Disney/Pixar animated film Cars 2.

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