#idiot

Being dyslexic, I was told that I was an idiot all the time. ↗

— David Bailey

#dyslexic #i #idiot #time #told

If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord. ↗

— Johann Sebastian Bach

#decide #i #idiot #my own #own

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. ↗

— Dave Barry

#idiot #mean #professional #used #user

Guys are idiots, till they're what, 40 years old. ↗

— Wes Borland

#idiots #old #till #years

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots. ↗

— Neil Cavuto

#i #idiots #known #ugly

We had come here to have a break from thoughts and the hard work that came with the constant interaction with idiots. Or at least people we considered idiots because they were not mind readers and we had to, patiently, use polite words to explain things that we were thinking when really inside we were fighting the urge to take their heads in our hands and softly and repeatedly thud their foreheads off the wall. ↗

— Cecelia Ahern

#life

Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error. ↗

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

#error #his #idiot #make #man

I always appear smarter when I dress up in my giant nipple costume. I know this because I'll overhear people say things like, "At least he's not a complete boob. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#boob #costume #funny #humor #idiot

We have no higher life that is really apart from other people. It is by imagining them that our personality is built up; to be without the power of imagining them is to be a low-grade idiot. ↗

— Charles Horton Cooley

#built #higher #idiot #imagining #life

If you are strong and fighting the weak, then if you kill your opponent then you are a scoundrel... if you let him kill you, then you are an idiot. ↗

— Martin Van Creveld

#him #idiot #kill #opponent #scoundrel