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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #idiot
If you are strong and fighting the weak, then if you kill your opponent then you are a scoundrel... if you let him kill you, then you are an idiot. ↗
— Martin Van Creveld
#him #idiot #kill #opponent #scoundrel
The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot. ↗
— Salvador Dali
#compare #first #idiot #man #obviously
I'm one of the idiots that negotiates after I write. ↗
— Larry David
#i #i write #idiots #write
Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose. ↗
— Blake Edwards
#doctor #find #help #idiot #just
If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself. ↗
— Frederic William Farrar
#ever #far #i #idiot #laugh
If I was going to be broke I decided I might as well be with actors as anyone else. They were cheerful idiots and seemed to take it better. ↗
— Peter Finch
#better #broke #cheerful #decided #else
I like idiotic comedies. ↗
— James Gandolfini
#i #idiotic #like
Someday they may cure MS, that idiot thing. It gets in there and they can't get it out. ↗
— Teri Garr
#get #gets #idiot #may #ms
Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot. ↗
— Lucy Lawless
#find #idiot #out #same #treat
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. ↗
— Abe Lemons
#doctor #finish #finish last #idiot #last