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#costume

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He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.


Jim Benton


#cute #duckling #funny #kitten #laugh

You're a punk?' 'What?' 'What do they call people from the eighties?' I asked. 'Oh,' she laughed. It was a beautiful laugh. 'I'm my mother, actually. I mean, these are her clothes from High School. I guess I should tell people I'm Cyndi Lauper though, or something, because dressing up as your mother is pretty lame.' 'I almost dressed up as my mother,' I said, 'but I was worried what my therapist would say.' She laughed again, and I realized that she thought I was joking. It was probably for the best, since telling her the second half of my mom costume - a giant fake butcher knife through the head - would probably freak her out.


Dan Wells


#humor #john-cleaver #morbid #beauty

Vitamins ruined my life. Not that there was much left to ruin, but still. I know that blaming vitamins for my horrible life sounds strange. After all, vitamins are supposed to keep people healthy. Also, they're inanimate objects. But thanks to them I was stuck in the Jackson Center Mall watching my father run around in a bee costume.


Elizabeth Scott


#humor #life #vitamins #humor

The woman in charge of costuming assigned us our outfits and gave us a lecture on keeping things clean. She held up a calendar and said, "Ladies, you know what this is. Use it. I have scraped enough blood out from the crotches of elf knickers to last me the rest of my life. And don't tell me, 'I don't wear underpants, I'm a dancer.' You're not a dancer. If you were a real dancer you wouldn't be here. You're an elf and you're going to wear panties like an elf.


David Sedaris


#humor #humor

People look at me, they know I've appeared in costume dramas and they automatically assume I must be a Tory, I must be a certain type of person.


Dan Stevens


#assume #automatically #certain #costume #dramas

You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.


Majel Barrett


#anything #because #costumes #could #fascinated

I'm very much into the costuming of any character that I portray and it's one of the great things about making movies is it's a collaborative art form so you get all these artists who are looking specifically about for this instance your character's costume and what that might tell about your character.


Jeff Bridges


#any #art #art form #artists #character

My twin sister, my cousin, and I used to write and perform plays for my family. We raided the closets for costumes and fought over parts. I'm sure I was the bossiest one.


Connie Britton


#costumes #cousin #family #fought #i

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure.


Zig Ziglar


#climb #costume #dressed #failure #ladder

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'


Drew Carey


#face #go #halloween #i #i see






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