#fashion

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#humor #humor

There will be days that you don’t want to dress up and if you have some decent looking athletic wear, you can give the illusion that you’ve just been working out, as opposed to giving up on life. ↗

— Big Mama

#humor #thebigmamablog #humor

you are what you wear ↗

— Treasure Stitches

#fragrance #humor #style #humor

I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did. ↗

— MaryJanice Davidson

#fashion #humor #vampires #humor

One has to be proactive in warding off ugly, and that costs money. ↗

— Kristin Billerbeck

#humor

Jenna slipped in wearing an outfit that I can only describe as Hello Kitty Goes Goth. ↗

— Rachel Hawkins

#humor #humor

In all, his outfit required nearly two thousand man-years of research and development, eight barrels of oil, and sixteen patent and trademark infringement lawsuits. All so he could possess casual style. A style that, in logistical requirements, was comparable to fielding a nineteenth-century military brigade. But he looked good. Casual. ↗

— Daniel Suarez

#humor #humor

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#humor #inspirational #truth #humor

Hiking is sort of like strip poker: by the end, all the participants are hot, sweaty, and nearly naked, and the winner is the person who wore the most layers. ↗

— Winona Dimeo-Ediger

#humor #humor

I know the fashion is that everything is fair game [for comedy material] but I don't believe that. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#self-censorship #censorship