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Karl Pilkington

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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

— Karl Pilkington

#jellyfish #ocean #water #environment

The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.

— Karl Pilkington

#tattoos #marriage

I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for.

— Karl Pilkington

#humor #stupidity #funny

I look at life like a big book and sometimes you get half way through it and go 'Even though I've been enjoying it, I've had enough. Give us another book

— Karl Pilkington


Stay green, stay in the woods, and stay safe.

— Karl Pilkington


I always have a problem liking things I'm told I should like.

— Karl Pilkington

#life #liking #relatable #telling #life

I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.

— Karl Pilkington

#biology #humour #scientific-research #biology

A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau

— Karl Pilkington

#asia #food #foreign #food

Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.

— Karl Pilkington

#common-sense #decor #decorating #humour #museums

I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.

— Karl Pilkington

#ageing #death #discrimination #humour #life

About Karl Pilkington

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Did you know about Karl Pilkington?

Pilkington co-founded RiSK Ltd a television production company with Gervais and Merchant. Television and DVD
In September 2010 Pilkington featured in a television series produced by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant An Idiot Abroad on Sky1. In an on-air response to similar claims made by Chris Campling during a broadcast on XFM Merchant stated that he would be "ashamed" if the radio show was scripted adding "If we had created Karl I would not have squandered a character that good on this poxy radio station".

He gained prominence as the producer of Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant's radio programme on XFM. He appeared on The Ricky Gervais Show presented the Sky travel series An Idiot Abroad and made his full acting debut (following a cameo appearance in the final episode of Extras) on Gervais' 2012 comedy-drama series Derek.

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