#funny

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. ↗

— Warren Buffett

#buy #cheap #expensive #i #just

In fiction, I searched for my favorite authors, women I have trusted to reassure me than not all teenage guys are total ditwads, that the archetype of the noble cute hero who devotes himself to the girl he loves has not gone the way of the rotary phone. That all I had to do was be myself (smart, hardworking, funny) and be patient and kind and he and I would find each other. As Bea would say, this why they call it fiction. ↗

— Sarah Strohmeyer

#fiction #romance #funny

Literature doesn’t exactly have a strong mental-health track record. ↗

— Lemony Snicket

#humor #lemony-snicket #funny

Did I just get psychically pimp-slapped by a little old lady? ↗

— Molly Harper

#little-old-lady #pimp-slapped #dating

I wouldn’t want to be the most beautiful man on earth. No, I’m content to be the second most beautiful man. Second from the bottom. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #beauty

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny. ↗

— David Cross

#document #funny #hopefully #more #time

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown. ↗

— Nora Dunn

#feel #friends #funny #i #like

It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good. ↗

— Jon Lovitz

#feel #feel good #fun #funny #good

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. ↗

— H. L. Mencken

#american #american public #broke #ever #nobody

As an animal lover, I don’t like zoos. I feel the only creatures that should be caged behind bars are politicians, lobbyists, and lawyers. And rapists, but I’ve already listed that three times. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #lawyers #politicians #politics