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My name is Davis Davis. And don’t call me Mr. Davis! How would you like it if I called you Mr. Archibald, or whatever your first name is?


Jarod Kintz


#funny #random #funny

...and Jack, who felt like he was on the cusp of being able to read minds and thought it would be all right if Luce wrote him down for that. ("I sense that you're okay with that, am I right?" He made a gun out of his fingers and clicked his tongue.)


Lauren Kate


#torment #funny

My smile wavers as I revert to my natural state of being: nervous and weird.


Stephanie Perkins


#introvert #weird #funny

Funny enough, if you are looking at people these days who are putting Botox in their face and getting all sorts of plastic surgery, we look at them and go, I can tell you've had Botox. I can tell you've had plastic surgery. You look really strange to me. But no one's saying anything. We're just accepting the fact that they're strange-looking.


Guy Pearce


#anything #botox #days #enough #face

All I could determine was that it must have been a nice thing to see if it was a house you were thinking about moving into. But not so nice if it was the house you were moving out from. I could practically hear Mr Collins, who had taught my fifth-grade English class and was still the most intimidating teacher I'd ever had, yelling at me. "Amy Curry," I could still hear him intoning, "never end a sentence with a preposition!" Irked that after six hears he was still mentally correcting me, I told the Mr. Collins in my head to off fuck.


Morgan Matson


#books #funny #humour #funny

Orion nodded, then asked, “Dwarf cheese?” “Cheese made by dwarfs.” “Oh,” said Orion, relieved. “They make it. It’s not actually . . .” “No. What a horrible thought.” “Exactly.


Eoin Colfer


#dwarfs #funny #orion #funny

Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a rabbit, and it hops like a rabbit, run the other way and fast. That shit is liable to tear you arm off.


J.A. Saare


#funny #humor #humour #rabbit #funny

If I were alone with my clone, and we were enjoying each others' solitude, I'd have finally have met a man with whom I could hold a conversation consisting entirely of the repetitive response, "Yes, I agree!


Jarod Kintz


#conversation #funny #solitude #funny

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious


Peter Ustinov


#funny

You'd be surprised how expensive it costs to look this cheap.


Steven Tyler


#clothing #funny #humor #tacky #funny






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