#funny

Oh, Micheal darling!" "Don't call me darling, I'm a driving instructor! ↗

— Hilary McKay

#love #family

I love playing a dad. It's hard to find family dramas that are genuinely funny. ↗

— Peter Gallagher

#dramas #family #find #funny #genuinely

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person. ↗

— Janeane Garofalo

#because #been #class #class clown #clown

It's funny, there are so many women who are former executives and have taken all that stress and anxiety and transferred it onto their kids. ↗

— Ana Gasteyer

#executives #former #funny #kids #many

Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting. ↗

— Bill Gates

#day #debt #e-mail #every #every day

It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are. ↗

— Matt Lauer

#funny #learn #little #people #takes

No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was. ↗

— Annie Leibovitz

#clint eastwood #eastwood #ever #funny #thought

My father was a really funny guy. He lived a good long life. And he was the reason I wanted to be funny and become a comedian and a comedy writer, so to say that he's somewhat of a mythic figure in my life would be an understatement. ↗

— Carol Leifer

#comedian #comedy #father #figure #funny

Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife. ↗

— Mark Watson

#food

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. ↗

— Jay Leno

#beverly #beverly hills #call #dad #day