#funny

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece. ↗

— Rob Corddry

#against #bad #felt #funny #him

The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. ↗

— Billy Corgan

#funny #funny thing #heart #i #jock

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#always #carry #child #end #name

Violence is not funny. ↗

— William Friedkin

#violence

I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny. ↗

— David Cross

#funny #i #idea #joke #original

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right. ↗

— Billy Crystal

#feet #funny #i #right

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? ↗

— Lily Tomlin

#answer #could #love #love is #please

It's funny how people who ain't never been down there can think that America is so fair and that we should be alright. It's funny that the people who have their foot on our neck are telling us, 'Get up. What's wrong with you?' ↗

— Ice Cube

#america #been #down #fair #foot

Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren't about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that. ↗

— Ice Cube

#comedy #confrontation #dark #fantasy #funny

I come more to Scotland than I ever used to, so I feel more connected to it, more part of the zeitgeist. You know when you realize you have a choice and I'm choosing my homeland. It's funny: when you get older these things creep up to you. ↗

— Alan Cumming

#choosing #come #connected #creep #ever