#funny

I'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker. ↗

— Keenen Ivory Wayans

#funny #have fun #i #like #more

I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tube-shaped objects. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#attraction #funny #sex #funny

You think I'm pretty Without any make-up on You think I'm funny When I tell the puch line wrong I know you get me So I'll let my walls come down, down ↗

— Katy Perry

#makeup #thoughts #funny

I want to never stop growing as a person. I’d love to be well over 8 feet tall. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#grow #mature #tall #funny

Me neither,” Shane put in. “Homie don’t play that.” “I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all,” Amelie said. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#funny #language #morganville-vampires #shane-collins #funny

How very wet this water is. ↗

— L. Frank Baum

#logic #obvious #funny

Ready?" Despite the grim mood, I smiled and cracked my knuckles. "Ready to wrestle with my gorgeous boyfriend? Oh, I'd say I'm ready for that." Amusement softened his eyes. "I'll try to control where I put my hands, but in the heat of things, who knows what could happen?" I added. Patch grinned. "Sounds promising. ↗

— Becca Fitzpatrick

#finale #funny #hush-hush #love #nora-grey

A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters. ↗

— Barbara Corcoran

#back up #comes #estate #funny #funny thing

A good artist is willing to die many times over. What's funny is, I've died so many times. ↗

— Billy Corgan

#die #died #funny #good #i

Honestly, as much as I love my brother, I’m not sure how I feel about him hanging out in your bedroom.” He reached out with a muscular arm and used his fingers to brush a few strands of hair off my cheek, tucking them behind my ear. I shivered, and he smiled. “I feel like I need to mark my territory.” “Shut up.” “Oh, I love it when you get all bossy-pants. It’s sexy. ↗

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

#funny #katy #funny