#funny

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. ↗

— Chris Rock

#compliments #food #life #need #only

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself. ↗

— Chris Rock

#funny #know #only #others #something

Hollywood's just not funny. ↗

— Chris Rock

#hollywood #just

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. ↗

— Chris Rock

#enjoying #fair #funny #funny guy #get

It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. ↗

— Joe Rogan

#funny #guy #horrifying #just #me

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. ↗

— Joe Rogan

#everyone #funny people #goal #good #good time

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. ↗

— Joe Rogan

#before #close #even #funny #had

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. ↗

— Joe Rogan

#changes #every #every night #funny #laugh

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. ↗

— Joe Rogan

#annoying #any #comics #constantly #funny

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. ↗

— Will Rogers

#am #any #democrat #i #i am