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Steve Martin

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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.


— Steve Martin


#day #know #like #night #sunshine

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.


— Steve Martin


#words #humor

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.


— Steve Martin


#believe #buy #i #i believe #i believe that

Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.


— Steve Martin


#humor #humor

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.


— Steve Martin


#aspire #become #believe #entertainment #i

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.


— Steve Martin


#humor #sex #humor

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.


— Steve Martin


#humor #writing #humor

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.


— Steve Martin


#hate #head #her #i #like

Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.


— Steve Martin


#encouragement #humor #steve-martin #humor

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.


— Steve Martin


#business #got #i #keep #mistake






About Steve Martin

Steve Martin Quotes




Did you know about Steve Martin?

Club described Martin's unique style and its impact on audiences:

On his comedy albums Martin's stand-up is self-referential and sometimes self-mocking. S.

In 2004 Comedy Central ranked Martin at sixth place in a list of the 100 greatest stand-up comics. Since the 1980s having branched away from stand-up comedy Martin has become a successful actor as well as an author playwright pianist and banjo player eventually earning Emmy Grammy and American Comedy awards among other honors.

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