Steve Martin

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper. ↗

— Steve Martin

#blank paper #bunch #considering #did #i

Be so good they can't ignore you. ↗

— Steve Martin

#haters #life #life

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. ↗

— Steve Martin

#humor #art

A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. ↗

— Steve Martin

#movies

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies." Steve Martin ↗

— Steve Martin

#films #life

Or is it that I think too much? ↗

— Steve Martin

#humor

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes. ↗

— Steve Martin

#empathy #funny #humor #funny

Be undeniably good. ↗

— Steve Martin

#inspirational #life #inspirational

You want to know how I think art should be taught to children? Take them to a museum and say, 'This is art, and you can't do it. ↗

— Steve Martin

#children #teaching #art

…when the person beside you is making you alert and keen and the idea of being with anyone else is not imaginable… ↗

— Steve Martin

#beauty