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Steve Martin

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Well, excuuuuuse me!


— Steve Martin


#well

What is a movie star? A movie star is many things. They can be tall, short, thin, or skinny. They can be Democrats... or skinny.


— Steve Martin


#many #movie #movie star #short #skinny

You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft or whatever you do.


— Steve Martin


#bit #compulsive #craft #want #whatever

I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly.


— Steve Martin


#got #i #now #perfectly #shot

I cringe at backstory. Because it never quite explains or gets into some psychological thing that is never quite right and never quite the truth and who knows why someone is some way.


— Steve Martin


#cringe #explains #gets #i #into

I actually credit Twitter with fine-tuning some joke-writing skills. I still feel like I'm working at it.


— Steve Martin


#credit #feel #i #like #skills

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.


— Steve Martin


#crystal #get #hosting #i #like

Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.


— Steve Martin


#different #dinosaurs #evolutionary #gambled #humans

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.


— Steve Martin


#big business #business #comedy #may #pretty

With comedy, you have no place to go but more comedy, so you're never off the hook.


— Steve Martin


#go #hook #more #never #off






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Did you know about Steve Martin?

Club described Martin's unique style and its impact on audiences:

On his comedy albums Martin's stand-up is self-referential and sometimes self-mocking. S.

In 2004 Comedy Central ranked Martin at sixth place in a list of the 100 greatest stand-up comics. Since the 1980s having branched away from stand-up comedy Martin has become a successful actor as well as an author playwright pianist and banjo player eventually earning Emmy Grammy and American Comedy awards among other honors.

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