#funny

Shepley stomped into the apartment and slammed the door behind him. “She’s fucking impossible!” I kissed Travis on the cheek. “That’s my cue.” “Good luck,” Travis said. I slid in beside America, and she huffed. “He’s fucking impossible! ↗

— Jamie McGuire

#funny-couples #humorus-fights #ironic #laugh-out-loud #love

There are a lot of funny people and a lot of unfunny people. Some of them are women and some of them are dudes. ↗

— Lake Bell

#funny #funny people #lot #people #some

She remembered the day vividly, for how can you forget the day your heart is broken? The funny thing about a broken heart is that it's not fatal. Though you wish in vain that it were, life continues on and you have no choice but to continue on with it. You take the hand that fate has dealt you and you press forward because there is nothing else that can be done. ↗

— Tracy Winegar

#funny

Love? I need a lot of love." Of course you do. Everyone does. It's funny that we never say it. It's OK to scream, 'I'm starving' in public if you are hungry; it's OK to make a fuss and say, 'I'm so sleepy', if you are tired; but somehow we cannot say, 'I need some more love.' Why can't we say it? It's just as basic a need." - ONE NIGHT @ THE CALL CENTER Chapter 36 pages 293-4 ↗

— Chetan Bhagat

#funny

Whatever their bodies do affects their souls. It is funny how mortals always picture us as putting things into their minds: in reality our best work is done by keeping things out... ↗

— C.S. Lewis

#temptation #funny

What did I know of love then? What do I know of love now? I went from mustard to ketchup, but I’m still leading with my hotdog. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#love #funny

And she says, “Then let’s just take the effing road and get ourselves to Haven.” I smile, a little. “You said effing,” I say. “You actually said the word effing. ↗

— Patrick Ness

#funny #todd #viola #funny

If we spoke with our ears, and listened through our mouth, then a kiss might be the most romantic sound in the world. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #kiss #listened #mouth #romantic

I wasn't even 20 at the time, but it taught me something about drugs. They can take a good man, a warm, funny, loving family man, and turn him into a loser and worse. ↗

— Michael Bergin

#about #even #family #family man #funny

I love working with smart-funny people. ↗

— Tom Bergeron

#i #i love #love #people #working