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The reason for the unreason with which you treat my reason , so weakens my reason that with reason I complain of your beauty.


Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra


#funny #humor #beauty

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.


Norman Wisdom


#born #both #circumstances #i #i was born

I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning to what I say. I am a socialist at heart and have the interests of the poor in mind. When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations, it gives them hope in their own life.


Lalu Prasad Yadav


#am #deeper #deeper meaning #funny #gives

You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #love #ridiculous #age

The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you.


Jarod Kintz


#drink #funny #hot #humor #ice

From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.


Jarod Kintz


#family #funny #growing-up #humor #laziness

They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny.That made me the coolest aunt on earth.


Tina Yothers


#character #contest #coolest #did #earth

... an artist should paint from the heart, and not always what people expect. Predictability often leads to the dullest work, in my opinion, and we have been bored stiff long enough I think.


E.A. Bucchianeri


#artists #arts-and-humanities #be-yourself #creative-people #creative-process

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground.


Jarod Kintz


#fear #fright #frightened #funny #humor

I’m older than myself. At least I will be, once my clone gets here.



Jarod Kintz


#age #bizarre #clones #funny #humor






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