#funny

The music industry is really funny, when you have a hit record, everyone knows who are you, everyone wants to do duets with you, then if you have a miss, people suffer from amnesia. ↗

— Seal

#duets #everyone #funny #hit #hit record

What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. ↗

— David Sedaris

#dark #despairing #funny #i #other

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer. ↗

— David Sedaris

#funny #guess #i #i love #just

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#care #else #men #only #tv

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#always #amazing #amount #day #every

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#blender #having #kind #like #top

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#explosive #funny #i #i think #subjects

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#anything #irs #like #mafia #take

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. ↗

— Dr. Seuss

#funny #funny things #here #things

I hope they make a show like M*A*S*H, which dealt with a lot of difficult subject matter but was very funny. ↗

— Joan Severance

#difficult #funny #hope #i #like