#funny things

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. ↗

— Will Rogers

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People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. ↗

— Mark Ruffalo

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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things. ↗

— Adam Sandler

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I've dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but these things have become part of my process. I think the things I do for my appearance help make me look better. I even colour my hair because I like how it makes me look. ↗

— Ryan Seacrest

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From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. ↗

— Dr. Seuss

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When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen. ↗

— Nate Silver

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Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. ↗

— Julia Sweeney

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One of the funny things of being a producer, you have these fleeting, intense relationships with people, and they go off to global megastardom, and you don't see them. ↗

— Paul Epworth

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One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute. ↗

— William Feather

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Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. ↗

— Michael Caine

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