#funny things

I've dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but these things have become part of my process. I think the things I do for my appearance help make me look better. I even colour my hair because I like how it makes me look. ↗

— Ryan Seacrest

#appearance #because #become #better #colour

One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute. ↗

— William Feather

#about #another #astute #both #buys

Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. ↗

— Michael Caine

#funny things #happen #movies #reasons #silly

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny. ↗

— Don Rickles

#funny things #i #people #people say #say

I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.' ↗