#funny

I had a dream about you. We were in the distant future. We were in love. We were so old and decrepit and one by one our body parts had been replaced by mannequin parts. But I still loved you, even though you looked like you belonged in a department store. 
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

But it was this tough little character part that I was playing, a very funny little guy that I invented over a weekend, because I realized I was not contributing to the humor of this thing. And I had to do something. ↗

— Dabney Coleman

#character #contributing #funny #guy #had

It's funny. Some people remember that a lot more than I do. I remember certain parts of it, and if everybody who mentioned that to me had been to the game who said they were at the game, there'd be 800,000 people at that game, I think. ↗

— Carlton Fisk

#certain #everybody #funny #game #had

Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible. ↗

— Elisha Cuthbert

#how #interesting #life #make #possible

Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with. ↗

— Tim Conway

#certain #certain way #directors #funny #i

I think it's always funny when you see kids do Shakespeare. ↗

— Steve Coogan

#funny #i #i think #kids #see

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece. ↗

— Rob Corddry

#against #bad #felt #funny #him

The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. ↗

— Billy Corgan

#funny #funny thing #heart #i #jock

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#always #carry #child #end #name

Violence is not funny. ↗

— William Friedkin

#violence