#funny

This morning someone sent me a very funny photo of me holding their puppy. We have matching colour jackets. ↗

— Luke Treadaway

#funny #holding #jackets #matching #me

I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of. ↗

— Calvin Trillin

#being #being funny #disability #funny #get

We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page. ↗

— Calvin Trillin

#even #funny #funny people #get #know

You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. ↗

— Donald Trump

#better #class #funny #funny thing #get

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ↗

— Lana Turner

#find #his #makes #man #money

I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian. ↗

— Chris Tucker

#being funny #comedian #creative #doing #funny

People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway. ↗

— Tim Vine

#ask #childhood #comics #conscious #conscious effort

We have actors from other films, from 'Baywatch,' and so on, and these people are looking exactly the opposite of what they are. The transformations were so smooth, and so funny to watch, it was unbelievable. ↗

— Joe Viterelli

#exactly #films #funny #looking #opposite

The superfluous, a very necessary thing. ↗

— Voltaire

#necessary #superfluous #thing #very

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. ↗

— Jane Wagner

#god #praying #schizophrenic #talk #talks