#funny

He'd barely seen me coming, and despite the horribleness of what I'd just done, I kind of wished one of my instructors had been there to grade me on such an awesome performance. ↗

— Richelle Mead

#funny #richelle-mead #rose #funny

But she was funny sometimes, and never boring. God, it would almost be worth it to see her face when she realized that I had saved her ass again. Actually it was quite a nice ass, come to think of it. In fact, my memory of the ass and its owner seemed to be remarkably clear. ↗

— Ilona Andrews

#funny

I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#eve-rosser #morganville-vampires #myrnin #funny

I can't not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me. ↗

— Greg Kinnear

#ever #find #funny #humor #i

Jake wasn't about to be seduced like some schoolgirl. Not by a man who went by the unlikely name of Tornado, not by anyone. He stood as firmly as he could in the mud and tore his mouth from the kiss, staring into too dark eyes. As his hands made their way into Tor's wet jeans he said, "This doesn't mean I like you, you know. ↗

— Chris Owen

#hot #funny

His heavy-lidded gaze reflected a languor that had nothing to do with having just awakened, and there was no doubt what was on his mind. But this is no safe cherry picker, Gwen thought, growing more concerned by the moment. This man looks like a cherry tree chopper-downer. ↗

— Karen Marie Moning

#funny

If they wanted their shit stirred, then stirred their shit was jolly well going to be. ↗

— Stephen Clarke

#funny #funny

When I’m in a relationship, I love like a burrito. And if you’re a taco, don’t talk to me. At our core we may seem similar, but trust me, we are two different items on the menu. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#love #funny

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. ↗

— Henry A. Kissinger

#already #cannot #crisis #full #next

Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative. ↗

— Henry A. Kissinger

#alternative #moderation #only #those #thought