#funny

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. ↗

— George Burns

#age #die #few #few people #got

The lot of the bride to be wed before bed desired until rotten. The lot of the author to be read before bed admired then forgotten. ↗

— Roman Payne

#authors #brides #desire #funny #humor

Well in the book Carrie was my alter ego. In real life, Sarah Jessica and I don't look anything alike. But people do say that we sound alike. Sarah Jessica is an adorable girl and she is very funny. ↗

— Candace Bushnell

#alike #alter #anything #book #carrie

Too bad Americans can’t export Awesome, because I have boxes and boxes of the stuff just lying around in my attic. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#americans #attic #awesome #export #funny

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. ↗

— Samuel Butler

#children #earth #last #ought #parents

The British are so funny. ↗

— Rose Byrne

#funny

Scream was great for what it was. For a horror film, it was intelligent, it was funny, it took a laugh at itself. ↗

— Neve Campbell

#funny #great #horror #horror film #intelligent

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful. ↗

— Drew Carey

#funny #nothing #someone #successful #who

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. ↗

— George Carlin

#always #comic #comic strips #first #left

I only have three scenes and each is a turn and she gets progressively drunker. It's all terribly funny and its main challenge is that it's so far away from what I usually do. ↗

— Louise Jameson

#challenge #each #far #far away #funny