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Mindy Kaling

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There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.

— Mindy Kaling

#sleep #waking-up #beauty

One friend with whom you have a lot in common is better than three with whom you struggle to find things to talk about.

— Mindy Kaling


Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.

— Mindy Kaling


Later, when you're grown up, you realize you never really get to hang out with your family. You pretty much have only eighteen years to spend with them full time, and that's it.

— Mindy Kaling

#family #family

Nothing gives you confidence like being a member of a small, weirdly specific, hard-to-find demographic.

— Mindy Kaling

#dreams #friendship #humor #inspirational #life

I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular human world.

— Mindy Kaling

#life #romantic-comedy #science-fiction #funny

I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors.

— Mindy Kaling

#guys #men #mindy-kaling #shoes #men

So I’m into men now, even though they can be frightening. I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, non-Velcro-shoe-wearing man.

— Mindy Kaling

#mindy-kaling #humor

It'd be great to be so famous that if I murder someone, I will never, ever, ever serve any jail time, even if it's totally obvious to everyone that I did it.

— Mindy Kaling

#fame #humor #kaling #mindy #murder

If it weren't for my imagination, I would weigh ten thousand pounds. This is because the only way I am able to exercise anymore is through a long and vivid revenge fantasy.

— Mindy Kaling


About Mindy Kaling

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Did you know about Mindy Kaling?

In a 2007 interview with The A. Kaling's TV appearances include a 2005 episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm playing Richard Lewis's assistant. Career
In 2003 Mindy Kaling portrayed Ben Affleck in a play called Matt & Ben which Mindy Kaling also co-wrote with her best friend from college Brenda Withers.

She is also a co-executive producer director and writer of several of the show's episodes; Mindy Kaling also wrote executive produced and directed various episodes of The Office.

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