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My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother.


Ronnie Spector


#floor #honeymoon #mother #night #spent

I'm not at the point where I'd feel safe in a house alone. I would be really scared. I'm the kind of person that when I get up to go use the bathroom I have this big long hallway, and I just know someone's going to jump out and get me.


Britney Spears


#bathroom #big #feel #get #go

I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on set, I don't have to go to the bathroom, I don't have anything wrong, I'm perfectly fine, so through-and-through. I'm not hungry. I'm literally not even in my own body.


Kristen Stewart


#bathroom #body #break #bursting #even

We had a one bedroom, one bathroom, one closet apartment with four girls.


Connie Sellecca


#bathroom #bedroom #closet #four #had

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom.


Kiefer Sutherland


#does #go #jack #mercy #never

Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages.


Selma Blair


#around #audience #bathroom #been #easy

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.


King George V


#bathroom #chance #go #you

The first door in the hall leads to youth, the second door leads to middle age, and the third door leads to the bathroom. But knock first, because I think grandpa’s in there. 



Jarod Kintz


#bathroom #door #family #grandpa #hall

Lady and gentleman, when my parents left Korea with nothing but the clothes on their backs and the considerable wealth they had amassed in the shipping business, they had a dream. They had a dream that one day amid the snowy hilltops of western North Carolina, their son would lose his virginity to a cheerleader in the woman's bathroom of a Waffle House just off the interstate. My parents have sacrificed so much for this dream! And that is why we must journey on, despite all trials and tribulations! Not for me and least of all for the poor cheerleader in question, but for my parents and indeed for all immigrants who came to his great nation in what they themselves could never have: CHEERLEADER SEX.


John Green


#cheerleaders #immigration #sex #virginity #business

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bathroom remodelers


#bathroom-remodelers #bathroom-remodeling #bathroom-remodeling-contractors #bathroom-remodeling-cost #home






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