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Garrison Keillor

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Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

— Garrison Keillor

#religion #humor

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.

— Garrison Keillor

#cats #humor #humor

A book is a gift you can open again and again.

— Garrison Keillor

#book #gift #open #you

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

— Garrison Keillor

#denying #eye #i #i believe #i believe in

When in doubt, look intelligent.

— Garrison Keillor


Nothing you do for children is ever wasted.

— Garrison Keillor


The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life.

— Garrison Keillor

#politics #humor

You get old and you realize there are no answers, just stories.

— Garrison Keillor


A young writer is easily tempted by the allusive and ethereal and ironic and reflective, but the declarative is at the bottom of most good writing.

— Garrison Keillor


A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about.

— Garrison Keillor

#girls #men #sex #sexuality #men

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and within 10 minutes was told by three people that this was the BuGarrison Keillors' church and that it would be better if I didn't talk about politics. "[dead link] in the Blair Arcade Building at the southwest corner of Selby and N. In April 2000 he took the programme to Edinburgh Scotland and gave two performances in the city's Queen's Hall.

Gary Edward "Garrison" Keillor (born August 7 1942) is an American author storyteller humorist and radio personality.

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