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    Garrison Keillor

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    Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve. ↗


    — Garrison Keillor

    #decades #forgot #improve #lake #little

    The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles. ↗


    — Garrison Keillor

    #everyone #funniest #get #line #say

    Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average. ↗


    — Garrison Keillor

    #average #children #good-looking #lake #men

    Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up. ↗


    — Garrison Keillor

    #down #going #memorable #tasteless #up






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    and within 10 minutes was told by three people that this was the BuGarrison Keillors' church and that it would be better if I didn't talk about politics. "[dead link] in the Blair Arcade Building at the southwest corner of Selby and N. In April 2000 he took the programme to Edinburgh Scotland and gave two performances in the city's Queen's Hall.

    Gary Edward "Garrison" Keillor (born August 7 1942) is an American author storyteller humorist and radio personality.

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