#funny

I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I'm the funny guy. ↗

— Chris Elliott

#dramatic roles #everyone #face #funny #funny guy

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#deceit #deception #denial #deny #funny

I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican. ↗

— Marion Berry

#abraham #abraham lincoln #created #freed #funny

She’s the kind of woman I could see myself spending the rest of my life with—after I turn 99.
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— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #life #relationships #woman

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. ↗

— Robert Benchley

#about #absolutely #absolutely nothing #fairly #great

I never said most of the things I said. ↗

— Yogi Berra

#i #most #never #said #things

What was really funny is that as I got older all those guys who called me a sissy in junior high school wanted me to be their best friend because they wanted to meet all the girls that I knew in figure skating. ↗

— Scott Hamilton

#best #best friend #called #figure #figure skating

It's so different when you change your hair color, you're treated so differently. It's a very funny experience. It's fun - I love changing up my hair. ↗

— Kate Bosworth

#changing #color #different #differently #experience

We definitely have our finger on the pulse. You have to keep up. We decide what to watch by what's funny. ↗

— Shawn Wayans

#definitely #finger #funny #keep #our

Britain's a funny place and there's a lot of funny people coming out of there and a lot of people are finding mediums to express themselves. ↗

— Brendan Coyle

#coming #express #finding #funny #funny people