#funny

I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on set, I don't have to go to the bathroom, I don't have anything wrong, I'm perfectly fine, so through-and-through. I'm not hungry. I'm literally not even in my own body. ↗

— Kristen Stewart

#bathroom #body #break #bursting #even

It's a funny thing: You want so badly for people to see what you do - you're proud of it - and I like the effect that movies have on people. But the attention can also make me uncomfortable. ↗

— Kristen Stewart

#attention #badly #effect #funny #funny thing

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn. ↗

— Hesiod

#after #barn #coax #deceive #flattering

I wasn't very funny or flashy, I was kind of boring. ↗

— Katie Holmes

#flashy #funny #i #kind #very

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on. ↗

— Marilyn Monroe

#funny #logo #sex #funny

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. ↗

— Mark Twain

#funeral #funny #humor #funny

aren't you, uh... reproducing? "sure, we love reproducing it's one of our favorite things. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#funny #funny

I’ve been fighting to be who I am all my life. What’s the point of being who I am, if I can’t have the person who was worth all the fighting for? ↗

— Stephanie Lennox

#funny #humour #husband #inspirational #love

You know," Gabriel said, "there was once a time I thought we could be friends, Will." "There was a time I thought I was a ferret," Will said, "but that turned out to be the opium haze. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#ferret #fun #funny #humor #page-

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#any #club #i #join #me