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[Writing about themselves] gives them wings, so that they can rise above the confounding maze of their lives and, from that perspective, begin to see the patterns and dead ends of their pasts, and a way out. That's the funny thing about mazes; what's baffling on the ground begins to make sense when you can begin to rise above it, the better to understand your history and fix yourself.


Wally Lamb


#perspective #writing-life #funny

A brick could be dropped at the feet of your enemy, as a gift, as an insult, as a way of saying “I’ll tear down the wall between us—and tear down the walls of your life.” Then you might try offering him a cheese sandwich.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

Love is like an itch. Scratch that, no it isn’t.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#humor #itch #love #scratch #age

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.


Walt Disney


#any #ever #i #i love #known

A dirty diaper doesn’t double as a dishrag, and a politician doesn’t double as a savior.



Jarod Kintz


#humor #politicians #politics #funny

Holy shit! Can we say unstable? Was I the only sane one around here? Well, I guess that really wasn’t setting the standard very high." -Ember, Darkness Of Light


Stacey Marie Brown


#demons #fae #funny-quotes #paranormal-romance #quotes-i-love

In the past five minutes, I had managed to tease my libido, scald my crotch, and catch a world-class elbow with my forehead.


B. Justin Shier


#humour #funny

Are you having fun playing with those plastic 3-D models of ears, noses and throats? That’s kind of like what I do, except instead of cute little plastic models, it’s living human tissue, and instead of playing, I’m fucking working, and instead of fun, it’s fucking not fun, it’s serious.


Colin Nissan


#funny #humor #funny

Harper, I..." You don't have to say it." I don't?" I know." You know what?" I lean against him, nestling in the crook of his arm. I talk into his neck. I don't need to be able to see to find the parts of him I know. That morning in the trailer, when we had it to ourselves, and you made me breakfast, I wondered whether you would tell me you loved me, if you'd ever tell me, and I looked at you, and I thought you were going to say it, but instead you went off on a tangent about boysenberry jam." And?" And it was funny. And it was close enough to the real thing for me. Just sitting there with you like that." Boysenberry jam?" Boysenberry jam." Harper," he whispers into my hair. Yeah?" I boysenberry jam you.


Dana Reinhardt


#funny

We made love like a half a minute. I brought the thirty seconds, and she provided the excuse as to why she didn’t have enough time to have sex with me.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#funny #humor #love #relationships #sex






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