#funny

His eyes widened. Oh, hell, you think I'm going to let him bite me? No way. It's too risky and way too guy. ↗

— C.C. Hunter

#funny #funny

Who are you and how did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith. ↗

— Leslie Nielsen

#funny #humor #locksmith #funny

The only way to be completely self-consistent is to be constantly uttering paradoxes. ↗

— Bauvard

#funny #humor #paradox #funny

Wendy, Wendy, when you are sleeping in your silly bed you might be flying about with me saying funny things to the stars. ↗

— J.M. Barrie

#funny

Like with Parks and Recreation, it's so much fun because the people writing it are funny and they're open and you just go in there and have a good time. It's pretty much the easiest job I've ever had. ↗

— Aziz Ansari

#easiest #ever #fun #funny #go

I put on a big show when I write something I think is funny. ↗

— Judd Apatow

#funny #i #i think #i write #put

You know, I've always thought that it would be really funny if somebody made a romantic comedy where absolutely everything went well from beginning to end. ↗

— Fiona Apple

#always #beginning #comedy #end #everything

Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable. ↗

— Tom DeLonge

#become #boring #cliche #disgusting #feel

I make these little films. I'm just a working person. I just study people a little bit more. It's more sociological, and it's funny anyway - not that serious. It's not like false humility. I just take it for what it is. ↗

— Julie Delpy

#bit #false #films #funny #humility

The promos with all of the beautiful women probably attracted some men, but the mystery story line is pretty cool. It's got that dark edge, and people will watch anything funny. ↗

— James Denton

#attracted #beautiful #beautiful women #cool #dark