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    Phyllis Diller

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    Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. ↗


    — Phyllis Diller

    #bed #fight #go #mad #never

    A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. ↗


    — Phyllis Diller

    #curve #everything #sets #straight

    Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing. ↗


    — Phyllis Diller

    #housekeeping #kids

    Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? ↗


    — Phyllis Diller

    #humor #humor

    We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up. ↗


    — Phyllis Diller

    #parenting #humor

    I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them. ↗


    — Phyllis Diller

    #parenting #humor

    My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. ↗


    — Phyllis Diller

    #anger #bell #business #cry #dealing

    Money's scarce Times are hard Here's your fucking Xmas card ↗


    — Phyllis Diller

    #humour #money

    Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run. ↗


    — Phyllis Diller

    #women #freedom

    Just the other day I said to Fang, "Don't you think we've got a storybook romance?" and he said, "Yes, and every page is ripped. ↗


    — Phyllis Diller

    #humor






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    Diller also starred in two short-lived TV series: The Pruitts of Southampton (1966–1967); later retitled The Phyllis Diller Show) a half-hour sitcom on ABC; and The Beautiful Phyllis Diller Show (1968) a variety show on NBC. "Am I too late for the trash?" Phyllis Diller'd yell. She created a stage persona of a wild-haired and eccentrically dressed housewife who made self-deprecating jokes about her age and appearance her terrible cooking and a husband named "Fang" while pretending to smoke from a long cigarette holder.

    Phyllis Diller (July 17 1917 – August 20 2012) was an American actress and comedienne. She created a stage persona of a wild-haired and eccentrically dressed housewife who made self-deprecating jokes about her age and appearance her terrible cooking and a husband named "Fang" while pretending to smoke from a long cigarette holder.

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